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You're banned because I spent thirty years in the newspaper business!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for being old enough to remember newspapers... and for another synchronicity.

(The synchronicity is that my Mom was watching Pelican Brief earlier and they were in a newspaper office, I said "That's a newspaper office, newspapers used to be a thing.")
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers


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You're Banned for bringing your briefs into this discussion! Boxers is the only way to go.
Life of Magic!
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You're banned for being into pugilism.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not recognizing the self defense.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for the self defense would be by just not getting into the ring. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not realizing that in many cases the best self defense is not putting ON the ring.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because I realized that a long time ago.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because you didn't say it first.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because I was trying to have the last word.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for alluding to the wrong thread.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because that was funny. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because I'm not laughing all the way to the bank.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because I don't even have any money at the bank. 8)
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not crying all the way to the bank.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for even trusting the banks. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned for not trusting the Wunch of Bankers.
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for lunching on munchies with a bunch of wunch bankers.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for verbal gymnastics.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for your using verbal as an adjective.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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