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PaulPacific
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You are banned because only feet in shoes perspire.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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You're banned because I'm cursed with excessive perspiration and my shod feet remain dry as a bone.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for sweaty body dry feet!
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for Schweddy Balls.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for bringing up my Schweddy Balls!
PaulPacific
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You are banned for classic SNL.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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You're all banned for bringing up balls.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned for keeping balls going 2 reply's too long!
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You're banned because if you hit just one ball out of the park, it's a home run.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for the fact that even if you hit just one ball, you can't run, let alone run home.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned for believing I would hit myself in one ball to begin with.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for assuming that's what I meant instead of hitting someone's elses balls.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Your banned for hitting below the belt!
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You're banned because I don't wear a belt.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for not wearing slacks often.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
PaulPacific
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I am banning you for slacking off!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for an obvious reason.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific
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You are banned because I don't know what the reason might be.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not being able to figure it out merely by investigating the possibilities of substituting initial letters of "slacking," after which when you have, you will ban me for the same obvious reason. Smile
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for accusing me of not being able to figure out merely by investigating the possibilities if substituting initial letters of "Slacking," after which when I have I will have banned you for the same obvious reason,and thus in turn will ban me for exactly the same drawn out obvious reason. Smile
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