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Horatio
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You're banned for mentioning a card game.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because a card game is a natural topic on the Magic Café.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're all banned for failing to ban me for not posting a ban 7 posts above, but rather asking a question instead.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for not realising I was giving you a break. Smile
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You are banned for being too easy!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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You're banned because you reminded me I haven't been to the Big Easy in twenty years!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for bringing up the Big Easy!
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for reminding me of the fact that I haven't been there for twenty years again!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because it is easy.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You're banned because for you it wouldn't be easy, considering about 24 -36 hours of flying time door to door and the expense that would entail, not to mention the jet lag. No, it wouldn't be easy for you and you are banned for that. Smile
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because you just made it difficult for me.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not facing reality.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for reality is relative.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Banned for the reality of relatiives.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because the theory of relativity is E=MC2.
Horatio
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You're banned for not specifying that E = mc² is only true for particles or systems with zero momentum.
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because I don't know how to put that little 2 up there for squared.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because as you can tell I don't either!
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You're banned because you're lazy;
You're banned because you drink;
You're banned because you're crazy;
You're banned because you stink;
You're banned because you're growing;
You're banned because you're grown!
Krumpke, we've got troubles of our own!!!
Dear officer Krumpke..."
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
- Albert Camus
Bob1Dog
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You know you're banned for misspelling Krupke's name, right? Cuz you are.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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