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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5760 Posts 
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You're banned for I presumed you innocent for having dessert for dinner.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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PaulPacific Special user Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 907 Posts
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You are banned because it means I'll have to work my toes off at the gym tomorrow to make up for all the calories I consumed!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan... Outward sunshine; inward joy, Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5760 Posts
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You're banned for not picking an exercise regiment that you love to do so much that you would work off your toes regardless, every session.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for that regiment thing.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5760 Posts
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You're banned for that Confucius thing.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for giving up on Confucius.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts
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You're banned because confucious say's you are.
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Horatio New user 85 Posts
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You're banned because you're confuzin' Confucian sayin's.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for not banning him for his failure to capitalize and his misspelling of Confucius.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Horatio New user 85 Posts
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You're banned for confusing the game "You're Banned" with the game "You're Banned Banned Banned" in which bans only become effective when three distinct reasons can be supplied.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned because I never heard of the game "You're Banned Banned Banned."
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts
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You're banned because I never heard of that game before either.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for banning me for my own ban.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5760 Posts
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You're banned for your own sake.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for banning him for drinking sake.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5760 Posts
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You're banned for reading bilingually.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned because bilingually reminds me of bling and linguini.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5760 Posts
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You're banned for a fancy food taste.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned because bling isn't a food, but blinis are.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5760 Posts
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You're banned for wasting the linguini.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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