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arthur stead
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You're banned again, only because all the other banners have been slacking off.
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Both of you are banned for severe a** kissing!
John

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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for invoking severity.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for conjuring up hilarity.
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Both of you are banned for collaborating to end a sentence with a word that rhymes poorly at best. This alacrity has to stop.
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
arthur stead
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You're banned for being too demanding.
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You're banned for not reminding him that there are no rules here.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific
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You are banned because I walk around barefoot in this thread because there are no rules saying I can't.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
slowkneenuh
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You're banned for not being aware of the Café rules.

It clearly states in "Magic Café Rules For Behavior", dated May, 15, 1997, Volume 2, page 164, second paragraph: "Members creating or responding to a post should be fully dressed at all times, including shoes and socks".
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
arthur stead
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You're banned because he could be from the Blackfoot tribe.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banneded for being full of digested and plopped grass.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
slowkneenuh
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Your banned because of spelling and the prior poster is banned for not being aware of Addendum 23c of the Magic Café Rules which state "These rules apply to both indigenous and non-indigenous members of their respective countries". Therefore everybody, including all native Americans regardless of their tribe, must follow the rules.
John

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PaulPacific
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I am banning you for attempting to ban two people in one post.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
arthur stead
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You're banned for having twitchy toes.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for now.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
arthur stead
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You're banned for later.
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You're banned for taking ban reservations.
arthur stead
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You're banned for not buying a ticket.
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Your banned for scalping tickets.
John

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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for being Native American towards tickets.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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