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Your banned for erroneously stating that the toe was pointing when in fact it was waving.
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You are banned for observing his toes too closely.
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You're banned for following this thread too closely.
John

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You're banned because without the thread I could not perform my levitation miracles.
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You're banned because I don't find levitation miracles uplifting.
John

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You're banned for lack of passion.
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You're banned for stimulating a passion for curiosity that has caused 177,889 people to view this thread.
John

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You're banned because 177,889 Magic Café Members can't be wrong.
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Your banned because you didn't add the single digits in the above number to reach a final single digit that is equal to today's date. Is that magical or what?
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for mathematical wizardry.
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You're banned for not banning him for asking a question in a banning thread.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Effective immediately, I rescind all prior bans that I have made and will not make any additional ones in the future.
John

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You're banned for refusing to cooperate.
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You're banned because cooperation is not one of the tenets of this thread.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for being dogmatic.
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Both of you are banned for believing me! I am having too much fun outwitting, outplaying, and outlasting" all posters. This personal drive I have, along with my charm and cleverness, knows no bounds and ban I must!
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You're banned for extreme humility.
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You're banned for not understanding that "We know what we are, but know not what we may be".
John

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You're banned for too many quotes.
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Everyone is banned for creating 141 pages of this nonsense. Geez.
If you need fear to enforce your beliefs, then your beliefs are worthless.
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