You're banned for saying it out loud.

You're banned for careless whispers.

You're banned for mentioning whispers when we all know "Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them" - Miguel de Unamuno

You're banned for not realizing that he was referring to George Michael's hit song.

You're banned for failing to involve Paul with some of the song's lyrics: "Guilty feet have got no rhythm ..."

You're banned because Paul's feet are innocent until proven guilty.

You're banned for sticking up for my feet!

You're banned for I stick up for all feet.

You're banned for sticking keys up feet (see other thread).

You're banned for not reading my reply there about training safety.

You're banned for not putting out a DVD on training safety.

You're banned for not specifying the type of DVD. DVD RAM, DVD-R, DVD-RW, DVD+R, DVD+RW, etc.

You're banned for overlooking the easier option of a YouTube video.

You're banned for always looking for the easy way out.

You're banned for taking the long road.

You're banned for taking one more for the road.

You're banned for not realizing “The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.”
¯ Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith

You're banned for believing everything you read.

You're banned because Benjamin Franklin said "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing". If those rules are followed you can believe what you are reading.

Of course that doesn't fit all the posts we have written on this thread so this thread is unbelievable. Therefore all prior posters on this thread are rebanned and will remain so until further notice.

You're banned for relying on other people's quotes instead of sharing original thoughts.