You're correct, but also banned for not realizing my deliberate misspelling was a plant to see who would notice it.

You're banned for getting smart with a black man.

You're banned for we are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.

You're banned for being in the inner circle and excluding others who want to be in the circle.

You are banned because I am banned from the inner circle because they won't let me in without shoes.

You're banned for your unconventional unconformity.

You are banned for banning him just because he has no shoes on.

You're banned for not realizing that that wasn't the reason, it was him not wanting to put his shoes on, his unconformity.

You're banned for banning him when you are already banned yourself.

You're all banned (except for Paul) for being entertainers and expecting conventional behaviour and conforming dress.

You are banned for excluding me from being an entertainer

You're banned for being right.

You're banned for having favourites.

You are banned for assuming that Paul is my favorite.

You're banned for taking the bait and admitting you have favorites, even if it is not Paul.

You're banned for giving me bait to try to deceive me into falsely saying that I have favorites.

You're banned because I SHOULD be your favourite!

You're banned for not realizing that long distance relationships don't work out most times.

You're banned because "Everybody Loves Raymond" is over for the evening and I'm ready to sleep, but I can't because this thread is keeping me awake.

You are banned because I had the same problem LAST night.