Your banned because I have the same problem every night. (with the whole Café)

You're banned for perpetuating that myth and strengthening the suggestion.

You're banned for banning me.

You're banned because you deserved it.

You're banned for asserting you best foot forward.

You're banned for suggesting that one foot is better than the other.

You're banned for missing the opportunity of banning me for my misspelling of "your" in my last post.

Everybody picks on Paul's foot but without realizing that Leonardo da Vinci said: "The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art."

You're banned for failing to ban anyone in your last post.

You're banned for wanting to be banned.

You are banned for noticing my error in the post and correcting me in public, posting while I was editing my prior post to ban someone which prevented me from editing my post, and finally for not mentioning how informative my quotes continue to be.

You're banned for a period of time still yet to be determined.

Your banned for wasting time as Abraham Lincoln once said: "Lost time is never found again.".

You're banned for losing time.

You're banned for not putting slowkneenuh in his place more authoritatively.

You're banned for not advising slowkneenuh that we really don't shiv a git about his quotes and that our quotes are more important than anything else.

You're banned because it's obvious that slowkneenuh is incapable of original thought.

You're banned because I can't think of anything to ban you over.

You're banned for bringing a smile to my face.

You're banned because that's been done before.