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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for being paranormal.
John

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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for believing in fairies.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
slowkneenuh
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You're banned for breaking Peter Pan's heart.
John

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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for he doesn't exist.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
arthur stead
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You're banned because he was a she.
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PaulPacific
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You're ALL banned because I AM Peter Pan!!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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Pakar is banned because he couldn't see.

Arthur is banned for he is she.

Paul is banned for she is me.

I invoke a chain ban on you all.
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
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Youre banned for banning more than one person per post.
slowkneenuh
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You're banned because I joined the Poster Banner of the Month Club (PBMC) and that is a membership benefit.
John

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Youre banned for making me laugh
slowkneenuh
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You're banned for not knowing I am now also a sales rep for the PBMC and if you PayPal me $100. you can be a member too.

Plus, you're also double banned for omitting an apostrophe in "Youre" and omitting a period at the end of your sentence. Smile
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for taking charge.
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You're banned because I want nothing to do with the Light Brigade.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for disobeying Lord Cardigan.
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You're banned because sweaters don't have fancy titles.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because people who sweat need deodorant.
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PaulPacific
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You're banned because my feet aren't sweaty.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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You're banned for having dry feet.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because dry isn't an accepted unit of measure using feet such as yard, five, six, etc.
John

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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because I was referring to Paul's physical feet, the things he uses each day in which to walk; thus dry is an accepted description of physical properties related to moisture, humidity and dew point related to said feet.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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