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arthur stead
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You're banned for reminding me how old I am!
Arthur Stead
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PaulPacific
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You are banned because I refuse to grow up!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
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You're banned unless you know where the Fountain of Youth is located and share the information.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because David Copperfield knows where it is.
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On 2013-12-25 13:48, slowkneenuh wrote:
You're banned for banning on Christmas Day.

Pakar, you're banned for only telling one story in Speakers' Corner. (Is that encouraging him?)


You're banned for not realizing that the third post in that thread is mine.
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You're banned for wasting time and energy by writing two posts in a row rather than consolidating your two separate and distinct thoughts in one post.

You're also banned because I know you were one of the first posters but we want more stories from you.
John

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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for that's the way I roll... Smile
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Mike Brezler
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You're banned because I never got my X-mas gift.
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for not counting your blessings.
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You're banned for not posting more in the stories thread.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for I will soon.
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You're banned because action speaks louder than words.
John

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You're banned because I believe Pakar.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned but not really. Smile
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You're banned for banning disillusionment.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for a disappointing ban.
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You're banned for unrealistic expectations because banning someone requires less skill than performing magic.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because there are a lot of wanna-be performers out there who don't take the time to practice properly, or learn anything about presentation, or drama, or audience involvement, or misdirection, or showmanship, or mystery, or concealment, or ... (should I go on?)
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You're banned because you forgot to include "or music".
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because music doesn't seem to be important to a lot of magicians.
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