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Bob1Dog
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You're banned becaus the next 999 cuts are the most torturous.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific
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You are banned because why stop at 1000?
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
donny
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You're banned for reminding me of Sheryl Crow's silence on her most likely knowledge of her then husband's, Armstrong, doping allegations.
It's not their senses that mislead, it's their assumptions.
arthur stead
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You are banned for bicycling.
Arthur Stead
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slowkneenuh
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You are banned for cyclophobia.
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
Bob1Dog
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You're banned for your phobia cycles.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific
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You are banned for podophobia.
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because my podophobia is based on my smell o vision phobia.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
PaulPacific
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You are banned because your computer allows smell-o-vision!
Blessings on thee, little man,
barefoot boy with cheeks of tan...
Outward sunshine; inward joy,
Blessings on thee, barefoot boy! :-D
arthur stead
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You're banned for banning him when his computer is at fault.
Arthur Stead
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned because it's the software at fault, not the computer(hardware).

You're also banned for tempting me to abandon my New Year's resolution already, to cut way back on magic purchases, with your new book offer.
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
arthur stead
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You're banned for not realizing this purchase is well worth breaking resolutions for!
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for that is all I can do here.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
arthur stead
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You're banned for limiting yourself.
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for not knowing any limits!
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for knowing my old self too well!
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You're banned for pointing out I suck at math I was kinda happy in my ignorance of pi. Smile
donny
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You're banned for blaming others.
It's not their senses that mislead, it's their assumptions.
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because blaming is four letters away from flaming.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for conjuring up images of Michael Jackson.
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