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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts 
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You're banned because he got the chequered flag.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for playing chequers.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because it's easier than chess.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for being too easy.
John
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for making me think racy thoughts about Ellen Barkin in The Big Easy.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because that reminded me of Kim Basinger in No Mercy.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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You're banned for Maria Ozawa.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because now we know what YOU'RE thinking of!
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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If that be so then you're banned for seeing the same thing(s).
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Did you know when you mentioned her, I googled and clicked on "Images" and am looking at the same thing(s) right now?
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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Arthur, you are banned for failure to ban in a banning thread! You have to pay attention or suffer the consequences!
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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I hang my head in shame and admit that this has been happening far too often. And therefore, I ban myself until I can undergo treatment for this terrible condition. And of course, as is the custom, as a parting gesture I now ban you for your candid advice.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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I'm banning you for getting so enthralled with all thing(s) Maria Ozawa and then forgetting to ban me!
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Even though I am currently seeking help with my condition, and am therefore supposed to be refraining from banning, I am compelled to ban you for banning me with such a titilating ban.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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You're banned for using titilating with regards to Maria Ozawa.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned for suppressing your feelings.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned because I am guessing that this Maria is not the one in West Side Story.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because at our age, she could be a daughter ... or grand-daughter!
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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You're banned 'cause that just made it worse to think about.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for avoiding reality.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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