You're banned for still dealing with the past.

You're banned for having 234 posts o.O

You're banned for posting about posts.

You're banned for not banning him for o.O.

You're banned for not knowing the Urban Dictionary.

Depending on if there are caps, or where they are/how arranged, here we go on text exotes:
1.)
o.o : blank stare, as in "You've just lost me" Or "I care about this...Why, again?"
2.)
O.o ; o.O : Confusion, usually used together.
3.)
O.O : Suprise, shock.

You're banned for assuming I know anything about texting.

You're banned for assuming he was assuming.

You are the drummer in a band? You are banned

You are the drummer in a band? You are banned

You're banned for drummer-bias.

You're banned for tooting your own horn.

You're banned for horning your own "toot".

You're banned for allowing this thread to slip into the second page.

You're banned for not noticing thread is being used less and less in routines.

You're banned for asking us to notice the invisible.

You're banned for even thinking that someone could notice something invisible as opposed to something well concealed.

You're banned for I notice the wind all the time.

You're banned for I notice the wind all the time.

You're banned for breaking wind.

You're banned for going to that end to make a point.