You're banned for banning everyone in the world.

You guys are all banned for allowing this thread to slip off page one.

You're banned because I was staring at Caitlyn Jenner, and like most folks, became lost in thought.

You're banned for giving me the heebie jeebies!

You're banned for not doing the dance that goes with it.

You're banned for turning the beat around.

You're banned for insinuating I do the Hokey Pokey.

You're banned because Bob1Dog would be proud to admit that!

You're banned for bringing up someone who apparently enjoys long naps rather than providing a witty retort.

You're banned for not encouraging him to stay awake and participate.

You're banned because we don't all live in the same time zone .

You're banned because time is flexible.

You're banned for watching too many time travel movies.

You're banned for not experiencing that flexibility yourself.

You're banned because as we get older flexibility may be good sometimes but on special occasions not so much.

You're banned for being hard and stiff has its owns advantages.

You're banned because American Airlines has a similarly named AAdvantage which is made of software and with flexibility that provides satisfaction.

You're banned for getting into the Mile High Club.

You're banned because the Mile High Club is not really a mile high club because folks are still strapped in their seats at that height; therefore the Seven Mile High Club would be more appropriate as it is a common cruising altitude thus offering stability for mobility.

You're banned for not knowing the bumpier it is the better.