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You're banned for displaying your body in a provocative position and using music to distract us from observing the obvious flaws in your less than shapely attributes.
John

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You're banned because I'm tired.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because I just drank an entire pot of "Ready for Banning" coffee...and am prepared for some serious all night banning...only to realize that you're throwing in the proverbial banning towel. Now, I'm going to bed all because of you.
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You're banned for lacking originality by using an expression from Tyler Barham's "It's All Because of You" song.
John

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Wizard of Oz
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You are banned (i.e. "you're banned" but I needed to make this banning very, very clear without the contraction), for referencing anything at all including Tyler Barham.
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You're banned for trying to use an all inclusive ban which is against Café rules.
John

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You're banned for wanting to ban an all-inclusive ban while ignoring singular bans, especially when a single ban might carry more of a banning message in banning, than an all-inclusive ban might.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned because this is getting too touchy-feely.
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You're banned because Marvin Gaye wouldn't object. In fact, when he gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing, it makes him feel so fine, and helps to relieve his mind.
John

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You're banned because I'm sure it relieved more than his mind!
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You're banned for being so positive about his bladder.
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You're banned for your attempt at flooding this thread with yer' analysis.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for relying on urology when a proctologist would be more appropriate.
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You're banned for making me shudder.
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You're banned for a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
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You're banned for making me take the time to Google this because of its awesomeness (dude was creepy, but still...):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJ5Wa6FUz4

Subtext: I'm guessing this link may have already been posted on this thread due to its awesomeness. And if so, please chill. And go easy on me.
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You're banned for thinking we wouldn't go easy on you.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for The Big Easy.
John

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You're banned for reminding me how hot and steamy Ellen Barkin was in that movie.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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G** d*** it. You're banned for making me think of that too.

Things start to heat up at 1:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfnmRVym22U
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