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You're banned for McMurphy's frontal lobotomy in Cuckoo's Nest.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for dominating shared network bandwidth to binge watch TV series and movies on Netflix.
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arthur stead
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You're banned for DISH.
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You're banned for reminding me of how bad Comcast is.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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You're banned for seeing the glass half empty.
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You're banned because the plural of glass, i.e. glasses. can refer to objects you use to drink liquid or objects you use to improve your vision, and the latter cannot be half empty.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because one of my neighbors always uses that "glass half full/half empty" phrase, when in fact he has nothing in his glass to begin with!
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because I need new glasses.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
Bob1Dog
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You're banned because I need new glasses.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for having double vision.
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You're banned for practicing optometry without a license.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for not optimizing the practices anyone is capable of doing without a license!
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You're banned for the deception in the statement, "practicing optometry without a license," given that if one has a license to do something (hunt, fish, pull teeth, etc.), one should have already completed the practicing part. Hence if you practice something requiring a license, the license isn't necessary yet. Having received the license you should not be practicing, but rather doing, hence, practicing without a license is perfectly acceptable.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for banning me for making the statement "practicing optometry without a license", when that statement was actually made by Slowkneenuh.
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Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned for shifting the blame.
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You're banned because Arthur was right and I posted too late to ban Slowkneenuh and didn't realize Arthur posted while I was in the process of banning him (Slowkneenuh).
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for being late on the draw.
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You're banned for not telling him in advance to have paper and crayons ready.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned because today's Crayola crayons boxes aren't nearly as cool as the box of 48 was when I was in the Second Grade.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for happy memories.
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