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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts 
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You're both banned for pretending to be history buffs, although that's considerably better than you being in the buff.
John
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Station10 Loyal user Indiana 203 Posts
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You're banned for mentioning them in the buff.
John Gilmore
www.blindeyemagi.com "I am a great admirer of mystery and magic. Look at this life - all mystery and magic." ~ Harry Houdini "To Strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield!" ~ Alfred Tennyson |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for your aversion to buffery.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1158 Posts
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You're banned for not banning Station10's failure to ban slowkneenuh's double ban.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for being anti-Wrigley by not taking the opportunity to double your pleasure and double your fun.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1158 Posts
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You're banned because after the Cubs won the World Series last year, NO ONE was anti Wrigley.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for the the following joke:
A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak. Then, one old Norwegian named Ole tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you." |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned by your archenemy Batman.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for Vicky Vale.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1158 Posts
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You're banned because I love that Norwegian joke!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for banning me for posting something you love!
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 3064 Posts
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You're banned for posting something he loved.
"When you punish a person for dreaming their dreams,
don't expect them to thank or forgive you." The Mountain Goats; "The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton" |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're all banned for acting like hippies at a love in at Haight Ashbury.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for not giving peace a chance.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for taking too many chances on a piece.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned for not stipulating what sort of a piece you're talking about.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1158 Posts
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You're banned for not having an imagination.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for not telling us what you imagined.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1787 Posts
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You're banned because it might be censored.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned because I can't imagine anything censored or inaccessible nowadays.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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