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slowkneenuh
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You're both banned for pretending to be history buffs, although that's considerably better than you being in the buff.
John

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Station10
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You're banned for mentioning them in the buff.
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arthur stead
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You're banned for your aversion to buffery.
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You're banned for not banning Station10's failure to ban slowkneenuh's double ban.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
slowkneenuh
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You're banned for being anti-Wrigley by not taking the opportunity to double your pleasure and double your fun.
John

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You're banned because after the Cubs won the World Series last year, NO ONE was anti Wrigley.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for the the following joke:

A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.

Then, one old Norwegian named Ole tentatively raised his hand and said,

"My wife got a pretty good look at you."
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned by your archenemy Batman.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for Vicky Vale.
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You're banned because I love that Norwegian joke!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
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You're banned for banning me for posting something you love!
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You're banned for posting something he loved.
"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." - Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche
slowkneenuh
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You're all banned for acting like hippies at a love in at Haight Ashbury.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for not giving peace a chance.
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for taking too many chances on a piece.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for not stipulating what sort of a piece you're talking about.
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Bob1Dog
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You're banned for not having an imagination.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
slowkneenuh
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You're banned for not telling us what you imagined.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned because it might be censored.
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned because I can't imagine anything censored or inaccessible nowadays.
John

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