You're banned for disregarding what's in someone's heart.

You're banned "'Cause I may be this, And I may be that, But I don't know, Why you stop and go".

You're banned for "If you decide to make up your mind, I think I ought to let you know".

You're banned because I don't know what I should do, if you sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?

You're banned because outside in the cold distance a wildcat did growl. Plus, two riders were approaching, and the wind began to howl.

You're banned because There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke But you and I we've been through that And this is not our fate.

You're banned for Electric Ladyland.

You're banned for Battery Manilow.

You're banned for not calling him Barely ManEnough.

You're banned because he writes the songs that makes the whole world sing, and you are part of the world.

You're banned because actually he didn't write that song.

You're banned for bursting my bubble and reaffirming that things are not always what they appear to be.

You're banned because that contradicts my "What You See Is What You Get."

You're banned for not saying WYSIWYG and claiming the expression as yours.

You're banned for not crediting Lotus 1-2-3.

You're banned because I don't know what that means.

You're banned for focusing on groupies rather than learning how to use computerized spread sheets for automating routine mathematical calculations.

You're banned because my choice was more fun!

Your banned for making fun choices!

You, and especially Arthur, are banned for not sharing your Zulu philosophy sooner:

The Universal Zulu Nation stands to acknowledge wisdom, understanding, freedom, justice, and equality, peace, unity, love, and having fun, work, overcoming the negative through the positive, science, mathematics, faith, facts, and the wonders of God, whether we call him Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, or Jah.

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