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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts 
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You're banned because the famous Zulu King, Shaka, made his own warriors dance on thorns, and anyone who showed the slightest sign of pain was immediately speared to death.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for reminding me that if I was a Zulu warrior I would have had the shortest career in their history.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're. banned because I was born in Zululand.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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Aw geez Arthur, you know why you're banned, don't you!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for asking a question in the banning forum and trying to disguise it with an exclamation point.
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned for being afraid to break the rules.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because she lip-synchs.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for preferring something other than synchronization.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned for synchronicity.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned because the last time I checked my digital watch it was 11:11:11.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for telling us at 11:36 AM, which destroys the coincidence along with that special moment that you apparently felt was heartwarming.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because time is flexible.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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You're banned for reminding me of flexible colonoscopies.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned for even going there!
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for your fear of places where the sun doesn't shine.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned for finding those places attractive.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for assuming you always get your first choice.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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You're banned because assume makes an arse out of you and me.
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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You're banned for using a British slang word when we are trying to Make America Great Again, and therefore ass is the only acceptable choice.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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