You're banned for implying there is both an actual ban and an imaginary one.

You're banned because there is a fine line between reality and fiction.

You're banned for bringing the world of politics into this forum.

You're banned because I could have been referring to magic.

You're banned because you shouldn't even consider bringing a magic reference into the NVMS forum.

Banned because your initialism of "Net very magical, still" should really carry a comma.

You're banned for Net.

You're banned for yes and nyet.

You're banned for Russian interference.

You're banned for talking about Russia :b

You're banned for not supporting free speech.

You're banned because you're dammed if you do, and dammed if you don't.

You're banned for either paraphrasing a curse word or misspelling it in order to bypass Café rules on verbiage

You're banned because in my original post I used the "real" word, but it was ***'d out by the Mods. So I had to edit that word somewhat, changing the spelling while still trying to convey the meaning.

You're banned for 1) a rather lengthy post, 2) explaining yourself when unnecessary, 3) possibly setting a precedent that no one welcomes by offering an explanation for your post, and 4) trying to circumvent rules that apply to all members.

You're banned for quadruple banning.

You're banned because it's better than a quadruple bypass.

You're banned because that's irrefutable.

You're banned for all the things I have said that you didn't mention were refutable.

You're banned for expecting us to talk about ALL the refutable things you've said.