You're banned for overuse of descriptors.

You're banned because they're all synonyms for the word you used.

You're banned for trying to make words synergistic.

You’re banned because I can speak, think, type or print words, but I can’t make them do anything.

You're banned for not being able to make words do anything!

You're both banned because the right word at the right time, the wrong word at the wrong time, the right word at the wrong time or the wrong word at the right time can cause unexpected, expected, intended or unintended actions.

You're banned because it’s not the words, but rather the people (or other creatures) reading or hearing the words that take action.

You're banned for ignoring the relationship of cause and effect and must write on a piece of paper my prior posting 100 times.

You’re banned because if a military commander says “fire”, his soldiers will act accordingly. The “cause” is from the person who said the word, and the “effect” is from the people who act on it. The word by itself cannot do anything.

You’re banned for shouting “fire” in a crowded thread!

You're banned for confusing me with a military commander.

You're banned for refusing to pass muster.

You're banned because I wanted the ketchup instead.

You're banned for falling behind and having to ketchup.

You're banned because sometimes the view is better from behind.

You're banned for being a Kardashian groupie.

You're banned for enticing me back to this forum.

You're banned for being so easily enticed.

You're banned for ignoring the wisdom of different strokes for different folks.

You are banned for potential harrassement for using a form of the word "stroke".