You're banned because your report which lacked support for the purport of his retort about a resort came up short.

You're banned because although it fell short, I didn't have to consort, or resort to distort, nor did I abort, while avoiding thwart and receiving no support.

You’re banned because although you had no escort to transport a quart of something to snort, if you were caught the court could decide to deport.

You're banned because as I thought, these posts are for naught, unless we faught and led to distraught, only settled by a gift that you bought, and to me it is brought.

Not to minimize your cries, but what sort of merchandize do you surmise would comprise, in your eyes, the wisest prize?

You're banned for not banning and submitting a post that best fits the "Answer a Question With a Question" thread.

However as a postscript to my ban; I am glad that you corrected my bad, and for that I am not sad, for it only required a tad, that didn't make be mad, but realize you were a good lad.

You’re banned because instead of a reprimand, I should probably have been canned.

I'm banning Slowkneenuh for not contributing this past weekend.

You're banned for double banning!

Ed Rhodes, You're Banned for banning others for Banning redundancies!

You're banned for putting my name in the banning.

You're banned for fear of identity theft when you can get Identity Theft Protection with a plan starting at only $12.95/Month.

You're banned for now and forever more.

You're banned for using a ban as a marriage vow.

You're banned because I am still single.

You're banned for avoiding the ball and chain.

You're banned for all the broken hearts you've left behind.

You're banned for all the lights on Broadway.

You're banned for all the lights on Broadway in Pawtucket.

Everyone's banned for bloating this thread to page 479.