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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for befriending a rodent.
John

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arthur stead
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You’re banned for not specifying mice, rats, squirrels, prairie dogs, chipmunks, chinchillas, porcupines, beavers, guinea pigs, hamsters or gerbils.
Arthur Stead
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for passing yourself off as a talented musician while concealing your credentials as a practicing rodentoligist.
John

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arthur stead
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You’re banned for not realizing that my second divorce caused me to live among rodents in the streets of NYC.
Arthur Stead
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned for making me worry what will happen to you if you get a third divorce.
John

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arthur stead
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You're banned for casting doubt on the phrase "third time lucky."
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You're banned for forgetting the danger of; "Three on a match!"
"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." - Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche
slowkneenuh
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On Aug 13, 2019, arthur stead wrote:
You're banned for casting doubt on the phrase "third time lucky."


You're banned for telling us how your hung.
(it alludes to the belief that, under English law, anyone who survived three attempts at hanging would be set free).
John

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slowkneenuh
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On Aug 13, 2019, ed rhodes wrote:
You're banned for forgetting the danger of; "Three on a match!"


You're banned because it helped people stop smoking one way or the other.
John

New Hampshire
"A poor workman always blames his tools"
Pakar Ilusi
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You're banned because it is just the way nature intended it to be.
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You’re banned for trying to speak for nature.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
slowkneenuh
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You're banned for not recognizing when nature calls.
John

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daffydoug
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Your banned for speaking of things that go on in the bathroom and therefore need to stay in the bathroom!
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arthur stead
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You're banned because some people don't have bathroom.
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daffydoug
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You’re banned for not putting an “s” at the end of “bathroom” when it should be plural! And you are twice banned for exposing some people’s embarrassing secret!
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slowkneenuh
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You're banned because he could have exposed himself and revealed his embarrassing secret.
John

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