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Withnail Special user 974 Posts |
Hi Café.
I want to get married. Please can you tell me what sort of woman I should marry. I saw Chris Angel had a really sexy bird on his arm the other week. Can I get that? Also, I have downloaded loads of books on how to talk to women. What chat up lines should I use as an opener from them? I haven't actually talked to any women yet but I've got a big date lined up with some gorgeous women in the near future. What is the best method to get them to marry me? Oh... And I have tried some lines in practice on family and they don't seem to work very well and I keep getting busted. I didn't really need to rehearse them, because they were really simple (perhap too simple <smiley winky thing>.) This must mean that they don't work. Ever. I have got Corrinda's 13 steps to pulling women and it's all really old fashioned and I don't think it fits my style as someone who is looking to get married in the 21st century. I also downloaded, oops, I mean bought, Mind Myth and Marriage, but all the methods there seem so simple I can't believe it will ever work with a smart woman. What self-working books are there which will make any woman I choose want to marry me? If they cost less than £200 they can't be any good, as we all know that the more expensive something is, the better it is. WNail. Ps - I am not a beginner. And I reserve the right to ignore all advice offered to me from anyone who is already married. Or actually kissed a girl... ;-) ;-)
Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day
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John C Eternal Order I THINK therefore I wrote 12941 Posts |
Getting married is the easy part. You should have no problem with that. It doesn't take magic or mind reading.
Don't however take lessons from Johnny Carson or Larry King or GAGA Gabor or Liz Taylor ... j |
Jon_Thompson Inner circle Darkest Cheshire 2404 Posts |
As Father Ted said to Father Dougal: "Be yourself".
No, wait, that ended badly... |
Garrette Special user 926 Posts |
I get the point, so I'll offer an answer in kind.
Get really really rich. Then you'll be able to take your pick of the throngs of women who clamor to marry you. |
Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2596 Posts |
With regard to the magic element of your question... do not, whatever you do, go down the path of using artificial devices or gimmicks.
Bear in mind that an extra large thumbtip may allow you to make a woman swoon with what you can achieve with it ... but this excitement soon evaporates when it is discovered to be nothing more that a shaped piece of plastic that she could have bought herself and used in the privacy of her own surroundings to achieve the same kind of excitement that you provided for her. At that moment your (hopefully) perfectly acceptable real thumb (which can afterall do all sorts of marvelous things a thumb shaped piece of plastic can't) will somehow seem, somehow, lacking. You say that you are willing to spend more than £200 .... in which case there are plenty of internet sites available to you that will lead you to your perfect mate and also introduce you to both a different culture and language.
Neal Austin
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw |
DekEl Inner circle Creates MindTricks. Has exactly: 1172 Posts |
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On 2010-11-06 10:30, Garrette wrote: The Café, really, really, needs a like button.
You can purchase my works at: http://www.GetMindTricks.com
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lin Special user California 876 Posts |
Overlooked and undervalued:
Karl Fulves, Self-working Marriage Magic. |
David Bilan Special user Clarksville, TN 714 Posts |
Keep in mind that marriage is a very expensive hobby, especially if you plan on doing it several times.
Take up a cheap hobby, like magic. It may cost more up front, but you'll mever have to pay a lawyer to get rid of a trick you don't like. Dave
Yes, I am a magician. No I did not make my hare (hair) disappear... it just took early retirement.
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Magical Dimensions Inner circle 5001 Posts |
Withnail
You open this thread with the words, "I want to get married" Marriage is like a deck of playing cards. At first all is needed is two hearts and a diamond. But at the end you wished that you had a Club and a Spade! Ray |
funsway Inner circle old things in new ways - new things in old ways 9982 Posts |
If you want to find "Mrs Right" -- work on being "Mr Right"
also, never go out with someone you wouldn't want to marry. if you want blond, rich and sexy (for example) then never talk to a woman who doesn't fit that model for a prediction try eightball.com
"the more one pretends at magic, the more awe and wonder will be found in real life." Arnold Furst
eBooks at https://www.lybrary.com/ken-muller-m-579928.html questions at ken@eversway.com |
DekEl Inner circle Creates MindTricks. Has exactly: 1172 Posts |
Well, as I have neither kissed a girl nor been married -- I intend on staying single for a good while -- so you should listen to me Withnail. This is how you do it. You go up to your female and do some form of fancy flourish with your cards, err.. business cards, and then you blow them away with an amazing new technique that you can download from http://www.amazingtechnique.com for just $19.99. You can learn all the secrets to getting married and staying married, plus, if you download today, we will also throw in "How to Cheat on your Spouse" and "How to Win at an Argument with your Wife". Lots of valuable material in these free bonuses. Get your copy today!
Cheers.
You can purchase my works at: http://www.GetMindTricks.com
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sleightofhander Special user 618 Posts |
Be careful. You might end up getting a divorce and paying child support. Than you'll never have enough money to buy magic tricks.
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Simon (Ted) Edwards Inner circle London 1528 Posts |
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On 2010-11-06 19:02, DekEl wrote: I knew you were joking when I read about this effect. You never want to win the argument. Because winning is actually losing. But as I am actually married I don't expect my opinion to carry any weight in this debate |
DekEl Inner circle Creates MindTricks. Has exactly: 1172 Posts |
Naturally. We've been trying to achieve the impossible since the beginning of time.
You can purchase my works at: http://www.GetMindTricks.com
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bevbevvybev Inner circle UK 2672 Posts |
Learn a system.
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mindpunisher Inner circle 6132 Posts |
The real problem here isn't finding the right woman because they don't exist. The real problem here is that you want married.
I suggest therapy you are obviously mad. |
gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2137 Posts |
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On 2010-11-06 18:31, funsway wrote: I wanted to find "Mrs. Right". Little did I know, her first name would be "Always". My wife and I had 20 wonderful years... then we met. |
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