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The European Union forgave Greece's debt in exchange for three bottles of olive oil.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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They now sell only one rabbit at a time for Hippity Hop Rabbits.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that having garbage is a status symbol.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that people will even take a banker's advice.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The economy is so bad that it is cheaper for jails to hire guards than hold prisoners.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that thieves want a bailout.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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That the most popular chapters in public literature are Chapters 7, 11 and 13.
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WeiserSide1 Special user Maryland 534 Posts
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I had to become a magicians assistant
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that the choice is down to peanut butter OR crackers.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The economy is so bad that Barrons next issue will have only 3 pages.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that crooks are leaving the country in droves to find work.
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You can carry 8 more packet tricks in your bill compartment...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that even the freeloaders can't find productive and successful people to support them.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The economy is so bad that my parents ask me for bus money.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that the President left the country, again!
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The president offered tax breaks for the middle class financed by the Greek government.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that even political fiction has no credibility.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The economy is so bad that elephants will perform for peanuts.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The economy is so bad that even being a political liar doesn't pay.
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SoCalPro Inner circle Southern California 1634 Posts
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The economy is so bad that...the local gay bar is hosting a ladies night.
The economy is so bad that I just saw DMX riding a BMX. |
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