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IAIN Eternal Order england 18807 Posts |
In the year 2525
If man is still alive If woman can survive they may find In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies Everything you think do and say Is in the pill you took today In the year 4545 You ain't gonna need your teeth won't need your eyes You won't find a thing to chew Nobody's gonna look at you In the year 5555 Your arms hangin' limp at your sides Your legs got nothin' to do Some machine's doing that for you In the year 6565 You won't need no husband, won't need no wife You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long glass tube In the year 7510 If God's a comin' He oughta make it by then Maybe He'll look around Himself and say Guess it's time for the judgement day In the year 8510 God is gonna shake His mighty head He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been Or tear it down and start again woh oh In the year 9595 I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive He's takin everything this old earth can give And he ain't put back nothin woh oh Now it's been ten thousand years Man has cried a billion tears For what he never knew Now man's reign is through But through eternal night The twinkling of starlight So very far away Maybe it's only yesterday In the year 2525 If man is still alive If woman can survive, they may find...... that's my rather long and drawn out confabulation presentation...
I've asked to be banned
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Sid Helkule Inner circle Australia 1481 Posts |
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On 2011-02-12 19:21, Shrubsole wrote: Many actually already exist, and I help run one of them. I can tell you that it hosts more intelligent and open minded conversations on the mystery arts than a some of the nonsense discussed in open forums. But this place certainly has more soap opera appeal, and I love nothing more than grabbing some popcorn and watching the trolls feed. I predict that my eyes will roll approximately 371 times while viewing the Café in 2011, and like watching a train wreck - I won't be able to look away. :) |
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David Thiel Inner circle Western Canada...where all that oil is 4005 Posts |
371 times?
Really??? There. You just got Number One! David
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
That's 372!
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
I predict the capture or killing of Osama Bin Laden this year.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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muse Special user Scotland 925 Posts |
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On 2011-02-14 01:56, Pakar Ilusi wrote: It's not a US presidential election year is it? |
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J.Warrens Inner circle Canada 1098 Posts |
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On 2011-02-14 03:33, muse wrote: LOL!! When it comes to the Government, there ain't a single word I believe. We are all trapped in the infernal machine, like mice running around and around..... Ok, I'm cutting it at that...my blood's starting to boil. Cheers, J.Warrens |
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Sting New user 73 Posts |
I predict that, throughout the year, there will be failed predictions.
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Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2596 Posts |
Check out this idea for a prediction that has a real impact...
At the start of every day I sign a piece of hand written paper and place it in my wallet. On it is written, 'I predict I will die today'. If I survive to the end of the day I take it out the next morning and replace it... but if I die before the end of the day think of the publicity I'll get from that prediction being found. The bookings will come flooding in for sure, I'll be able to increase my fee, the diary will be full to overflowing and.... oh hold on a moment.... I might have just spotted a tiny flaw with this idea...
Neal Austin
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw |
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muse Special user Scotland 925 Posts |
Sealegs, you could make this work, and here's how. Firstly, you need to cut a deal with a professional mentalist (or if you are one, another one, you only get to benefit indirectly) to give you a fee up front. Next, you print up a yearsworth of billets of some form or another. Each one is printed with the text "I predict with complete certainty that [your name and address] will die on..." and then a different date is printed on each, one for each day of the year. Print up a set every year you find yourself still alive (don't forget Feb 29th for every fourth set, or sod's law dictates that's when you will go), and each day put the relevant billet in your wallet. Then your partner in mentalism signs "Bob Cassidy" / "Paul Brook" / "Derren Brown" (or whoever is paying you the fee) on each, and when you do pass on, they garner all the publicity they can get as a result. (As a precaution in case you forget to take the billet on the day lightning strikes, in that eventuality they would be able to claim their fees back from your estate. It's only fair.)
Of course, the the mentalist will have to also prepare a good alibi for every day of their lives, just in case it seems they have been actively complicit in your demise. This goes especially if they live somewhere that capital punishment is in effect, and a judge decides to predict with complete certainty the day on which he/she will also depart this earth. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2011-02-14 03:33, muse wrote: But you need to get a head start on things...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2596 Posts |
Muse; That's a great idea. I think that between us we're onto a winner.
Neal Austin
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw |
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Paul.W Veteran user 338 Posts |
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muse Special user Scotland 925 Posts |
Sealegs - did I mention my 10% fee for facilitating all of that?
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muse Special user Scotland 925 Posts |
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On 2011-02-12 04:19, Paul.W wrote: Paul - I'm going to guess that your method is that you read a secret CIA report that predicted how things will go in Iran. And then, given the odds against that being accurate, you guessed the opposite. |
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Reuben Dunn Inner circle Has a purple ribbon wraped around my 1592 Posts |
I kind of enjoy these sort of threads. Fluff and Fun. It's nice not to be able to take ourselves so seriously once in a while.
That being said; I am reminded of something that happened in the UK over 15 years ago. There was a Psychic Fayre being held in the West Midlands over a three day period. One of the days thieves came and cut the locks and stole a dozen bikes, most of which belonged to the "Psychics" who were, at the very moment, upstairs in the hotel hall, giving readings. The unanswered question was raised by the reporters; "Why didn't you know this was going to happen?" |
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Paul.W Veteran user 338 Posts |
Ahahaha no muse, but your on the right track.
Something I use all the time is Jack Dean's Soothsayer. with this manuscript you can do exactly this and I use this all the time! I sometimes think I really do have supernatrual powers ahahah |
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