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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Having a vet in the audience notice that your rabbit is rabid.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Poking a spectator with your magic wand
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Changing tires just to find that your spare is flat too.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Mixing up a tube of tooth paste with a tube of Preporation H.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Going to the cleaners before the show to get out your tux you left at home.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Producing a ball from behind a guys ear and having him accuse you of stealing one of his balls... loudly.
Jay Leslie
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Quote:
On 2011-03-03 17:54, hbwolkov wrote: or Visene with Krazy Glue
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Choosing a volunteer from the audience that was at last night's show.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Finding a normal coin in your pocket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Hearing the coin fall from the shell prematurely.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Discovering that your cat has been walking on your keyboard and sending cancelation Emails to upcoming events.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Mistaking your bang gun for the real thing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Posting every other person to keep this thread alive.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Half way through the show realizing that your doves are still in the car.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
As it says on the main page of this category "There is nothing worse than...(Jay Leslie), but then there isn't much better either."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There is nothing worse than a "weightless" Chinese stick.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Than doing a card trick when you don't actually know one.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Giving deadbeats a "Tax Credit" for taxes they don't pay.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Forgetting your force card.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Seeing a one year old eating a Gerbers bisquit and playing with your fanning deck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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