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McAllisterMagic Regular user 196 Posts |
It looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I've figured it out. Next season opens with Jon Cryers character walking in the door at the beach house, his eyes read from weeping. Turns out that Charlie has murdered the son and then killed himself after eating the corpse. Jon pulls out a gun, shoots himself in dispair, and the beach house is sold to a group of Satanic vegans! They then open a VW dealership in the front yard and raise alligators on the beach, no, crocodiles, those salt water ones that eat people, and the show becomes about their efforts to tattoo the crocs.
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McAllisterMagic Regular user 196 Posts |
This is hilarous!
EXCLUSIVE CHARLIE SHEEN RANT FOOTAGE! Coached by Publicist! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35DoIvWUmF8&feature=related |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Where is Lobo? Lobo, do you think his lawyer should be sitting there letting Charlie rant and rave? Seems like the guy is just soaking up the hours.
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts |
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On 2011-03-09 00:48, MagicSanta wrote: Nah. Next season should open with a scene of Michael J. Fox making some sort of cameo. You may recall, Sheen replaced Fox on Spin City.
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I thought of that then realized he may be too ill to do the show. It would be cool. Still, they need to kill off the kid.
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts |
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On 2011-03-09 01:07, MagicSanta wrote: Yeah, he could not replace Sheen in the series. But I'm just guessing that he might be up to a prerecorded cameo appearance in a single scene.
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
I think he will continue his tirades and Epic flopping-like-a-carp...until that social gestalt-change happens and no one can stand him anymore. He has staggered past being forgivably Sheen-cute and is now just a druggie/drunk out of touch with reality.
Although he must have about a hundred mill left to blow away. ...and residuals. I doubt he'll be making any movies, unless it was some dark and edgy non-comedy. He wasn't funny on 2 1/2M, just read lines as flat as he could. Actually, I think he was the least talented actor on the series except for the kid, who doesn't count. ...and now he's ticked that Cryer didn't back him up or High-Five him on the antics. So it goes. Down in flames like a moth on fire.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
They should just make Cryer his own **** show.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
That last rant he posted (Sheen's Korner, episode 4) was actually oddly poetic, IMO. He's b*t-s**t crazy at the moment, but he still delivered an impressive amalgam of free associations with an undeniable intensity and a certain charisma. Maybe after he finally gets stabilized on lithium and does the obligatory "OMG, what did I do/what happened to me?" mea culpa tour on the daytime talk shows, he might actually be able to salvage a career in quirky films at a lower pay scale.
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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HerbLarry Special user Poof! 731 Posts |
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On 2011-03-09 00:48, MagicSanta wrote: This would be the start of a great new series!
You know why don't act naive.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
The "official" Charlie Sheen magic shirt - http://www.zazzle.com/sheen_magic_shirt-235234998852580988
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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mumford Special user 652 Posts |
Good pantomime with "...the apopcalypse of acting jaws of life..." no wonder he's a thespian.
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McAllisterMagic Regular user 196 Posts |
To bad Michael J Fox is Ill, I think he would have been a great replacment for sheen.
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McAllisterMagic Regular user 196 Posts |
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On 2011-03-09 10:00, MaxfieldsMagic wrote: I'm Getting That! |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
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On 2011-03-09 00:27, McAllisterMagic wrote: Well, to be fair, he lives with Bree Olson.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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HerbLarry Special user Poof! 731 Posts |
"It is what it is...it..is..what..it..is. What it was isn't what you thought it is because it is what it is because you claim so, because you confirm it, because you insist it is what it is and therefore it ain't what it ain't. It ain't what it ain't, which is gold and WINNING and Magic cause that's how I roll. It is what it is in your stupid boring contaminated world cause you allowed it. When I say earn yourself I'm talking about, you know, you already own yourself now earn yourself, be about something, be about something that matters. Get inside the truth, get inside the truth every single f#@&ing moment and you're gonna WIN. The only way you WIN is inside the truth. Get outside the truth and where are you? You're living in the middle. You're living in the middle and that's where you get slaughtered. Ball field battle field doesn't matter you get slaughtered in the middle cause in the middle are the f#@%ing sheep or the trolls. That's all that matters. This is my message to you. Take it or die violently."
You know why don't act naive.
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
Charlie Sheen looks like he's pulling a Joaquin. In a year or two we'll see a mockumentary and a Best Actor nomination. If my assumption is correct, he's a genius.
Learn more about my upcoming book of close up magic and theory SYNTHESIS & SECRETS: A Magic Book in Four Acts: https://www.michaelkrasworks.com/synthesis-secrets
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