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Mind Guerrilla
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Smile Oh the fun we have here at The Café!
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Bikini wax...
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Is the next thread going to be "Face It, You're A Bass-o-matic?" Smile
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Video not availabe outside the USA.
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On 2011-03-09 15:29, Shrubsole wrote:
Video not availabe outside the USA.

D'Oh! I hate when that happens.

It is a link to a classic sketch from the American TV show SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. It is a commercial parody. The wife (Gilda Radner) declares "New 'Shimmer' is a floor wax!" Her husband (Dan Ackroyd) grabs the spray-can from her and insists, "No! It's a dessert topping!" as he squirts it on his pudding. They bicker back and forth until the Shimmer spokesman (Chevy Chase) steps in and explains, "You're BOTH right! New 'Shimmer' is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!" They then go on to discuss the advantages of this revolutionary product.

Next up: Garrett Morris with the news for the hard of hearing.
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