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critter
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My girlfriend just got back from a business trip to Scottsdale, AZ and since it's snowing here and 80 degrees there and she stayed at the bleeping Hilton she thinks AZ is awesome now. I think it's a scam. I've been through AZ. We had a sunroof and my head got sunburned. It's hot and dry. So what do they do to trick you into forgetting that?
http://www.google.com/images?rlz=1T4TSHB......&bih=576
Almost every picture has a pool in it! They want you to think there's water, but there isn't.
It's the desert. Deserts suck. Sometimes people put cool towns like Vegas in the desert, but I'd rather visit Vegas than live there. 'Cause it's in the desert. **** the desert.
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It's like a running joke in Vegas "It's a dry heat"... I never heard of wet heat. Then I went to Alabama in August.
HerbLarry
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Az rocks!
You know why don't act naive.
Magnus Eisengrim
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It's cold and dry here. Is that better?
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
critter
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Cold and wet here Smile I like lakes and rivers and stuff.
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Al Angello
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Hot, dry, plenty of swimming pools, a carpet of grass that covers the desert, they want you to think that they have water, but they don't really. You must be talking about LA LA Land.
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Quote:
On 2011-03-09 15:47, HerbLarry wrote:
Az rocks!


and dirt but not much else Smile
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Note, Critter lives in the high desert!

That actually is very funny Critter, and I live in the desert, sand and everything. I worked with a lovely woman who left the bay area to follow an engineer to Phoenix (she married him a couple years later). She is good friends with my sister and told her that when she was in the grocery store the girl had the following conversation with an older phoenix resident:

Woman: "I see you have a beautiful tan"
Hot girl: "Thank you! I've been working on it"
Woman: "So are you visiting or just move here?"
hot girl: "I just moved here, how did you know?"
woman: "because people who have been here awhile know better than to get into the sun intentionally"

I loved that!
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