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MagicSanta
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I heard on the radio today that there is some fear that funding of the Nevada cowboy poets comp could be cut off. That would be a shame because I am a cowboy poet as well as a punk gypsi lyricist. So we shall now have a cowboy poet contest! Everyone should take part. Note that while writing it helps if you pretend to have a bushy mustache if you don't already.


My Pony

An alien probed my pony,
it did it just last night,
my pony heard it sneaking up,
and clinched his ******** tight.

An alien probed my pony,
just to get its DNA,
now I have a pony,
who's convinced aliens are gay.

An alien probed my pony,
it came out of the sky,
that alien probed my pony,
and it almost made me cry

An alien probed my pony,
and I don't want to sound crass,
but I don't like my pony being probed,
aliens are such a pain in the ***

by Magic "Kiyiyippi" Santa
Erwin
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That is beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye.
balducci
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My lovely lovely lovely horse.

My lovely horse (my lovely horse),
Running through the field (running through the field).

Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing
In the wind?

I want to shower you with sugarlumps.
And ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day.
And bring you to the horse dentist.

My lovely lovely lovely horse.

My lovely horse (my lovely horse),
You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more).
Running around, with a man on your back,
like a train in the night…

Like a train in the night.
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Heard this one from a cowboy a few years back.

Mary had a little lamb
her daddy shot it dead
she took that lamb to school today
between two hunks of bread.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
MagicSanta
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Beautiful....Canada has that proud cowboy tradition....it shows.
balducci
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Oh, wait. It appears some incorrigible stole my poem and put it to music already!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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Speaking of fences a mustang got over a fence into a cattle area next to the highway today. I figure he can climb over the fence or jump it again to get out. He didn't look too happy to be on the wrong side of that fence. Another heard was up along the Truckee River outside Reno close to a cliff. I don't know how they got down that dang hillside w/out falling but they are a tough breed ol' critter (no offense).

My cowboy poet limerick:

There was a young horse named Hal
Who quickly be came my best pal
People thought it was strange
as I rode on the range
both horse and I dressed up like gals.
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Santa- Have you met Sourdough Slim??
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
MagicSanta
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I don't remember their names but they are a trip. There was an old rugged guy with gray hair I remember and a younger guy with dark hair and both had handle bar mustaches. The name isn't familiar. We have a lot of freaks up here let me tell you, me included. We just cancelled our state fair after 136 straight years today. I hate to say it but that dang cowboy poet stuff is popular.
MagicSanta
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Let me just say that I'm dissappointed. At least our Canadian brothers stole material from other sources. I tried to get your juices flowing with a christmas tale, ya failed, I tried to get limerick contest going, people didn't know what a limerick was, this is just pitiful. Here....you barbarians, a real cowboy poet doing a great reading.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zfzT7QfLZc
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I've met and hung out with Baxter Black on a few occasions and he's one talented, funny "sum buck"! I live and work in the cowboy world and unfortunately it's a dying breed!

I was born 75-100 years to late!
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There once was a dude from Nantucket
whose 'stache was so big you could pluck it
He moved to Texas
Became infectious
Something something bucket
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers
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Quote:
On 2011-03-09 21:08, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
Heard this one from a cowboy a few years back.

Mary had a little lamb
her daddy shot it dead
she took that lamb to school today
between two hunks of bread.


Mary had a little sheep,
little sheep,
little sheep.
Mary had a little sheep, she took that sheep to sleep.
Turns out that sheep it was a ram,
was a ram,
was a ram.
Turns out that sheep it was a ram, now mary has a little lamb.
"Love is the magician who pulls man out of his own hat" - Ben Hecht

"Love says 'I am everything.' Wisdom says 'I am nothing'. Between the two, my life flows." -Nisargadatta Maharaj

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The lonesome prairie reaches out to my soul
A coyote wails in harmony with my torture
Will tomorrow bring relief
Or just another pull on my trusty bottle?
You know why don't act naive.
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