Did you know that an anagram of your name was "most wet rat"? You really shouid get out of the rain you know but watch for the cat.

Aw...milkers

I am beginning to wish you would talk Latin again. I don't understand a bloody word you are saying.

You shouldnt have gone to an american university then.

I didn't. I went to a British university. It was called the University of Evil. I have devoted two chapters of my book to it. One chapter is entitled "The University of Evil" and the other has the title "More Evil at the University"

Since I have now discovered that you have the misfortune to be British yourself I shall tell you the name that this university is more commonly known by. It is called Blackpool. A most dreadfully wicked place indeed.

Honest 2 god, no kidding here.. MARK lewis has gone NUTS ....

Gone?

My boy. There is a thin line between madness and genius. It would behoove you to ignore the madness and pay attention to the genius. You might learn something if you do that. Perhaps we could start with your lack of literacy.

You must use the word "two" instead of the numeral. If you don't know what a "numeral" is then I suggest you ask that Kraig chap who seems to know lots of big words. Furthermore it really doesn't make sense for you to capitalise my first name but not my second.

You really are one of the most illiterate posters on the Magic Café. You really should try to improve yourself dramatically in this department. Once you have managed to do so I shall commence your education on matters pertaining to hypnosis which I actually know rather a lot about.

Blackpool university offers unaccredited degrees and was set up on the orders of the King of Belgium and what's more is based in Dublin so its not a British University or even a real univeristy, so any one from an American University will have a higher standard of education than you do gump.

Woww...!!!... most boring tape ever & 0 charisma.. lol

So, hypnosis feels like...character assasination and relentless bashing??

LOL

HK

I haven't the slighest idea what you are talking about, old chap. Blackpool is in Northern England not in Dublin. Mind you I also lived in Dublin for many years and used to sell 400 Svengali decks a day there. It was there that I met two of the three best stage hypnotists that I ever came across.

Well mark the university registers itself as in Dublin but has recently been licensed by the licensed by the Accreditation Council of Higher Education (ACHE). This all sounds impressive until one learns that ACHE is based in Wallis and Futuna, an island group in the South Pacific. It also has links to the famous Manchester college of professional studies which had to close a few years back when it turned out they were planning a jihad. I have been to Blackpool once and it was terrible, perhaps a few more Svengali packs sold there might make a diffence?

I am not quite sure that you are on the same wavelength as me old chap. My definition of a University seems at variance with yours. My campus was the entire town of Blackpool and my professors were thieves and vagabonds.

I go by the traditional and literal meaning of a university, what's your definition of university?

It ill behooves you to chatter about assasinating characters. As an American you must know that your government does it all the time. Quite disgraceful if I may say so. As for the bashing I am afraid it has to be relentless otherwise all the big words will overcome us all.

You must read my wondrous memoirs to fathom it out I am afraid. I wish to inform you that I have written a book called "The Lives of a Showman" and it tells you all about my university there.

How far deep into meditation can you go? Can you return to your original essence? Hypnosis and mind commands are not new to the ancient Taoist Masters. The rabbit hole goes deep.

- SeVryn