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necroloid Special user Kadar knows all and sees all of my 921 Posts |
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On 2011-04-05 19:45, mblanckaert wrote: I hope not. Let the most diligent get the prize!! |
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mblanckaert New user 53 Posts |
The 10 most diligent or the 10 luckiest people who happen to be online at the time they are announced for sale??
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necroloid Special user Kadar knows all and sees all of my 921 Posts |
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On 2011-04-05 20:34, mblanckaert wrote: Yes! There will be more but you will have to wait a little longer. Its not like these will be the only 10 ever made! |
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Balaram Special user 904 Posts |
I am afraid I must disagree, tho with great respect, with the esteemed Dr. Solar, and with the Scholar Dennfox, as this relic is neither the femur of Genghis Kahn, NOR the Last Lama.
Gentlemen! Be not embarrassed! For the creature of origin was well-known for its deceit and treachery, casting powerful mental deceptions capable of bending even men of Science to its vile intents! I know, for I am a Scientist, as was my Father before me. The fiend's last recorded attempt at World Dominion was thwarted in 1961, in the Wilderness of Cadavra, and we had thought him destroyed once and for all--Oh false hope! The residual energy must be phenomenal, even in this single specimen! For God's sake, advise Mr. Pon AT ONCE to keep it contained until I arrive on Saturday--for I am a Scientist, and its evil influence shall hold no sway over m-Isleepnow... |
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dennfox Inner circle 1680 Posts |
Mr. Scratch knows how to be anything we want him to be in order to make a soul sale!
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dennfox Inner circle 1680 Posts |
Good News or Bad News! Depending on how you look at it: I have been informed by Mr Joe Pon before he left for a three-day Mexican Vaction that the last bone for walk-in sales has gone to Mr. Balaram!
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Mr. Scratch New user 88 Posts |
There will be no quarreling amongst my new disciples!
Every one will have a fare chance. I will spread unto you my evil seed equally. Mr. Scratch.
Mr. Scratch
How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It is 666, the number of the beast. MagicUnknown.com |
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necroloid Special user Kadar knows all and sees all of my 921 Posts |
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On 2011-04-06 03:31, Mr. Scratch wrote: I better get a few tissues! |
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Crossroads Mystic Elite user Rapid City, SD 498 Posts |
I just realized how evil Mr. Scratch really is. We're all lining up to give him money and he's keeping us on pins & needles by not letting us pay him. To add to it, we didn't even know when we can buy our relief or if all of us will be able to right away.
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Bob Clayton Loyal user 245 Posts |
On the plus side it's given us a little more time to save up a few more bucks, as well as experiment with new recipes as we join Walt on a rice and beans diet. Today's recommendation: Uncle Ben's Original Wild Rice with black beans, sliced avacoda and topped with Old Bay Seasoning. Enjoy.
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SpellbinderEntertainment Inner circle West Coast 3519 Posts |
Yeah, well some of you fat cats Bob can afford avocado..
I the old bay seasoning is a stretch for me. Walt |
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SpellbinderEntertainment Inner circle West Coast 3519 Posts |
Arguhhh!!!
You do Not WANT this … thing. And Balaram, beware. I have learned, by deciphering the bone’s hieroglyphics via a Google translation program… that this is a second hand bone! Yes, we knew we were buying a used bone (most human bones have been used, by their very nature, very difficult to find an unused bone these days.) But! Like a used Volkswagen Beatle, this bone has been passed owner to owner… even the most desperate should shun a used/used bone. It is (according to the Google program, which was vague at best) from the limb off the first, and original, Frankenstein Monster…. all I can say is…. Ewwuuuu! I’ve been hoodwinked by “Mr.” Scratch (yes, again) and I want a full refund of my money (and my soul while I’m at it.) Thank the elder gods I bought it through a third party, Joe’s magic shop, and therefore have some few immunities to the contract clause (bet’ya didn’t know about the pre-sale contract did ya?) I’ll keep you posted, but I suspect their lag in “inventory” is due to the fact they’re having a harder time tracking down the Bride of Frankenstein…. So far, only TWO bones? One right leg, one left? Get a clue, their “ten” is going to take a long time unless they track down Dr. Frankenstein to create one or two new victims! A disgusted… Bro. Walt |
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Bob Clayton Loyal user 245 Posts |
Judging by Mr. Scatch's 3am posts he's been working the grave yard shift to bring us a few more bones. Be patient, there's a world of donors out there to be dug up yet.
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dennfox Inner circle 1680 Posts |
Mr Scratch will gladly give you a refund Baron! You can even have your soul back! Just return the bone! There are others out there more willing to sell their souls to Mr. Scratch and not back out on it!
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Bob Clayton Loyal user 245 Posts |
Silly people. Don't ever sell your soul to the Devil. Use a proxy soul instead! I'll be signing away my younger brother's, it's not like he'll ever notice. (Until its too late...) hehe
(note-the above was just a joke for those who are easily offended, don't have a sense of humor, or don't know my younger brother.) |
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SpellbinderEntertainment Inner circle West Coast 3519 Posts |
Dennis: yeah, right <grin>
Walt |
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Balaram Special user 904 Posts |
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On 2011-04-06 11:57, SpellbinderEntertainment wrote: On the plus side, with the bone at least there will always be soup-. |
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Dr. Solar Special user Citrus Heights, Ca. 526 Posts |
Dennfox. clear your message center so you can receive new PM.What is the untold curse of this thing I handled? I'm getting a strange rash and a limp is developing.
Thanks, Doc
"look for me in all things forgotten"
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dennfox Inner circle 1680 Posts |
Box is cleared
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Mr. Scratch New user 88 Posts |
Mr. Anthony, I am a bit confused. Are you unhappy with this particular bone? You aren't terribly clear. I am more than happy to give you a refund.
Thank you, Mr. Scratch
Mr. Scratch
How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It is 666, the number of the beast. MagicUnknown.com |
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