Can anyone give me quick effects for a lot of 60 second TV spots? It's only enough time to explain the set up and then...BOOM! the surprise ending!

So far I've used...

1) torn & restored bill
- it went over very well!

2) "borrowed" ring vanishes off a string and reappears on my shoelace
- Although I perform "interlace" on a regular basis....see http://www.jonathanmagic.com 60 seconds is so short amount of time that I actually had to "fake it" and use my own ring and a duplicate previously tied into my shoelace.

3) I twisted a dog out of a balloon (I cracked a lot of jokes during this one)

....I've plenty of ideas, but I thought I'd ask for other ideas to improve the quality..

Some of my other 60 second quickies are...

..Paperballs over head
..A signed card vanishes and reappears (this one will be a total "set up" using a duplicate signed card, but hey, I only have 60 SECONDS!
..Mugged by Rick Marrotta

yeah there are lots of others like Ammar's floating card (on wand) maybe a single coin routine with Jumbo coin ending

I'm looking for quick visual stuff and I've decided that I'm not "above" using a stooge.

Nudist Deck
Svengali to use w/card stab
Neff Miracle rope
Serpent silk, silk thru mike stand
Shirt pull
Just In Case

What are some crazy card revelations? Remember: I could use a "stooge"?

Anything visual is my experience. I always try to give them something else and they always want my metal bending.