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weepinwil
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Artificail eyeballs are a lot of fun. Go to an italian restaurant and order spaghetti, place the eyeballs in the plate, and complain to the waiter/waitress that you ordered meatballs and spaghetti not eyeballs and spaghetti. More fun than asking the science store if they have a do-it-yourself home embalming kit.
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I love to stick an artificial eyes up my butt and go to the Proctologist complaining about a pain in that area. When he examines me, I tell him I don't trust him!
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Talk about giving him the stink eye!
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weepinwil
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Always best to keep an eye on your protologist.
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critter
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Otherwise you'll get gauged.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Bondy
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I wonder if size is in porportion?
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If anybody wants one of these, I have a blue eyeball for sale, just like the one listed (made by the same person). PM me, I will ship it for $10.00
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You could alway get a real human eyeball in Chinatown as well!
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