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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Just the morning? What if you have a big television interview in the afternoon.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
What's television? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
It’s not the same a a big television
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You get winded just doing cups and balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can hang a fishbowl load from
your hunchback...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You pass water in the middle of Passing Water
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your speed cube and all your knuckles
click with every move...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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bwinn New user Philadelphia, PA 12 Posts |
You realize that Houdini is dead
Abracadabra, Hocuspocus, and all that Jazz
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
91 years ago..
Wow, I was only 2 at the time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
So… You can say you were around when Houdini was.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Houdini got his inspiration from watching you perform.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You’re one hour show takes a day to prepare and another two to recover from.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You're the guy who fooled Einstein...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You taught Einstein the Magic Squares.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..which led to his fear of relatives...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
~Joseph, would that be his 'fearing of relativity' ? (Of course, that's only a theory)
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
20 years ago people might have hired you to be the tooth fairy
Today they hire you to magically make their lost dentures reappear
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You still perform the spinning polka dot bow tie...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
When you are performing the spinning polka dot bow tie, the tourque of its spin makes you loose your balance
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