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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your social security check is larger than any amount you made performing magic in a year.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your license plate says "65AARP"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you get your first social security check based on a lifetime of earning as a magician and it is for $2.64 .
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your 401k stands for $4.01 .. the k is silent. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your wife remembers being a babysitter for Houdini
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use rabbit skins instead of silks.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Bob Sanders can remember a time before you did a particular trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You buy a snowstorm effect just to sit on a stool, for a minute.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Close up magic..The mat is 3" below your eyes...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You start to follow the directions to put a trick together and when it says "take part A" you go and get on medicare.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your Medicare won't cover your palming callous...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your rabbit is eligible for medicare
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You know you're old.....When...
You know more magical jokes than tricks.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When people ask you what the 5 minute pause was
in the middle of the trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts |
When you have to tell yourself to remember the card or this whole thing is pointless.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your act is full of Milton Berle's old jokes.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
It takes four trips to unload half as much, as you used to carry in just one trip.
Then you brag that you're a minimalist.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..and 3 of the trips are to the restroom...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
And you're really not resting at all.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your vanishing cane is stamped "HMO"...
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