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Happy "Muthas' Day" to all you Bizarre" Muthas'" !

Don't forget your MOM'S !

-G
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And, a special one for you "Mr. Scratch"...The Mutha of all Muthas'
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It's the day when guys from New Jersey change fashions...time to break out the muscle shirts!
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Fist pumping back at ya Harley.
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I took my Mom out of the freezer to thaw yesterday so she could eat lunch at the table with me and my wife today. I got so carried away I gave her a big kiss on the cheek. Unfortunately, a big chunk of skin came off but fortunately she tasted like chicken.
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Ah, weepinwill, you're a good Son to include your Mother in the festivities. May I suggest leaving her in the freezer a bit longer next time?
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We use to take her out just before dinner but then when you kiss her you get frost bite on your lips. I really like Christmas best where we take dad out of his casket and dress him like Santa. he looks sort of like the Grim Reaper in a Santa suit.
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I hope he doesn't frighten the little ones.
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They laugh when they giggle his bones.
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On 2011-05-08 19:39, weepinwil wrote:
They laugh when they giggle his bones.

That's the most frightening thing I've EVER heard...
Good job!
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Something for the little darlings to do while the grown-ups make merry!
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At our Annual Death Festival our little ones do a five member four team embalming doll relay race. It's a real treat to see them so interested in the dying arts.
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Do you serve them natron nummies, or just serve them?
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At our Annual Death Festival our little ones do a five member four team embalming doll relay race. It's a real treat to see them so interested in the dying arts.


Start 'em young
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On 2011-05-08 20:48, afinemesh wrote:
start 'em young



Don't start'em to young...when they're little ,they get stuck between your teeth !
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Weepinwillie,
Next time you kiss your mother, lick your lips first.
(Would you stick to her like the kid and flagpole in Christmas Story?)
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I "Double Dog Dare You"
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Yep! Stick like glue.... a couple years ago a grandkid french kissed grandma and we like to have never got 'em loose. That's why we began to thaw her out before family functions. Grandkids just don't know any better.
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Sad part is we like to share. Once loaned Uncle Jerry out to a family for Thanksgiving and when he came back he was full of bullet holes. Took forever to patch him up. I asked what happened and they said he tried to run away but I suspect they got a little drunk and used him as a target at the pistol range. We'll never do a loaner again. If you want dead people at your festivities you'll have to get your own.
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As some of you know, I am moving from Hayville. While this is a bit sad it does have it's sunshine: I discovered the difference between friends and true friends. "Friends will help you move but only true friends will help you move bodies." Thanks to all of my true friends.

Willie
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