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They would, I hear Seal Team Six uses a lot of glow sticks.
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They do. They actually use a special non-glow version that I make. I charge double for those.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness...
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Rambo III:
Afghani rebel: "What does it do?"
Rambo: "It turns blue."
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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I understand they bought over 3000 billboards to proclaim this news. That is a lot of money! I wonder if he bought the billboards on credit knowing he would be gone when the bill arrives...or if the media wanted cash up front before printing all these things.
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Here are the official rebuttals Mr Camping has given the skeptics:
What if May 21 ends and nothing occurs?

The Biblical evidence is too overwhelming and specific to be wrong. Christ's people can look with great confidence to this date because God promises His "beloved" He will not come upon them as a thief in the night.

God in His mercy has revealed the vital information needed to know the day. Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 will occur because the bible declares it. Anyone whom God has not saved will arrive at that day with no hope for salvation. God warns simply the "door will be shut."

Why is there no question now?

In the nineteen years since 1994? Was written the biblical evidence for 2011 has greatly solidified. Today there is no longer any question, May 21, 2011 is the day in which Jesus Christ will return.


What do you say to those who insist we cannot know the precise date of Judgment Day?

For one to object to May 21st, 2011 one must have BIBLICAL AUTHORITY to do so. Objections cannot be based upon consensus, traditions or fear. God has given far too many biblical proofs for anyone to disregard May 21 simply because he or she does not like it.



The Bible has led us to May 21, 2011

This date is not the product of the mind of one man or a group of men.

It is the culmination of study of the entire Bible, both the Old and New Testaments.

Every word written in the original Biblical "autographs" were dictated by God, therefore all words, numbers and sentences in these original writings are to be trusted as coming from God.

The fact that this date is the result of the synthesis of all of Scripture causes May 21st, 2011 to take on very sobering factuality. It is no longer opinion, but a matter of fact.

May 21, 2011 is God's date. All other predictions are man's attempt to predict the end. So it becomes a matter of eternal life, or eternal death. One can no longer presume May 21st of this year will be just another normal day.

Each person must come to entrust their lives to what God has written in His Word the Bible and plead to Him for mercy. Otherwise God will come upon them with unmerciful vengeance on May 21, 2011.

BESIDES and MOST importantly...THE BIBLE Guarantees it.

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WHO CAN ARGUE WITH THAT?...we're doomed, all doomed. I'm too young to die!
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I would like to take some photo's and maybe take a video. Where is the best place to be for a photo shoot?
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Coming from a book that has been rewritten many, many times.
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On 2011-05-17 16:32, Salguod Nairb wrote:
Coming from a book that has been rewritten many, many times.


Didn't Harold Camping say that the world would end in 1994?

In 1992 Mr. Camping wrote a book entitled 1994? In that book Mr. Camping highlighted the abundant evidence pointing to 1994 as a probable year of Christ's return. Given the abundance of information pointing 1994 and the urgency of time, the book 1994? was written. Mr. Camping felt as a teacher, he must share the Biblical information he had found and warn the world.

Important subsequent biblical information was not yet known, so this book was incomplete. Mr. Camping warned there may be something he overlooked therefore the question mark was prominently placed on the title.

Mr. Camping wrote on pages 494 and 495 of the book 1994? he believed 2011 was the most probable year of Christ's second coming. Given the fact 2011 is the 7000 year anniversary of the flood, but he misunderstood Jesus' teaching in Matthew 24 verse 22 "except those days should be shortened"

At the time Mr. Camping concluded the period of "great tribulation" would be shortened from twenty three years, as the Bible teaches, to 2300 evening mornings or six and one third years. .

Mr. Camping wrote in 1994?:

"God appears to be declaring that this final tribulation period should be a certain length of time. If it were that length of time, it seems it would fit perfectly with God's plan of 7000 years. Judgment Day would be 2011 A.D.

But for the sake of the elect those day will be shortened."

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Mentalists should take note of this technique. Always put a question mark AFTER your prediction so if it is wrong you have an out.
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"What happens all too often for end-of-the-world prophets who louse up the prediction is that they feel that their praying and spreading of the message is what averted disaster."

Except the end of days is not a "disaster" in these folks minds. It is what they have been waiting for. so in this case: if the world doesn't end on the 21st, they lose.
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I am truly amazed at these people. So positive that the world will end this weekend. As they say, no chance of being wrong, it is going to happen this time. I know people have predicted the end in the past, but NEVER has any group spent so much time and effort to get the word out or drawn as much attention and publicity from the media. I have read that other groups and churches are beginning to believe this and spread the message.

There have been many end of the world predictions but this has to be the most fascinating I have seen or heard of.
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Stephan Hawkings the great scientist has declared there is NO HEAVEN...
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/17....../?hpt=T2

Wow, all these people being raptured away this weekend and NO PLACE to go!
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OFFER: If there are any christian magicians on the Café who believe (sorry, KNOW) they will be raputured away this weekend and feel they no longer need their collection of magic...PLEASE PM me. I will be glad to take it off your hands before you leave.
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I feel sorry for all those people who sold their homes and quit their jobs. They will be in for a rude awakening on May 22.

The worstthing I can see coming is anoher economy crash.
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I was really surprised with all the news about Hawkings declaration about heaven... He is a scientist after all.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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I know Ph.D. physicists from top universities who believe in the Christian God, heaven & hell, etc.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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On 2011-05-17 14:44, NicholasD wrote:
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On 2011-05-17 11:54, EsnRedshirt wrote:
Did he account for the extra centuries added to the calendar in the early mideval ages?



Actually, that's a theory that's not backed up by conclusive evidence.


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I've signed up to partake in the post Rapture looting

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=121968371215699

As have 142,898 others

I'm actually planning on going out a day early so I get the good stuff before it's all gone
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What sucks is I'm a Christian but I consider myself fairly normal. It's nut jobs like these that give religion a bad name. I go about my day, do my thing and don't try to cram it down anyone else's throat. Idiots like this guy, Fred Phelps, and quite a few others make me look crazier than I already am.
"I'm sorry - if you were right, I would agree with you." -Robin Williams, Awakenings
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How's about if we all HIDE for 24 hours after 'zero hour' to REALLY spook the believers?

Where did everybody go? ARBY's--roast beef sale. Smile
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