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Devin Knight
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THIS IS A SCAM...nothing is going to happen except Harold Camping disappearing tomorrow. His staff is still taking appointments for next week! WHY?
http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/news/eco......m?hpt=C1
Stanyon
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On 2011-05-20 21:24, Salguod Nairb wrote:
There are no dogs allowed in Heaven?


Then I won't go!
Stanyon

aka Steve Taylor

"Every move a move!"

"If you've enjoyed my performance half as much as I've enjoyed performing for you, then you've enjoyed it twice as much as me!"
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On 2011-05-20 21:31, Devin Knight wrote:
THIS IS A SCAM...nothing is going to happen except Harold Camping disappearing tomorrow. His staff is still taking appointments for next week! WHY?

Hedging.

It's a risk mitigation strategy.
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I heard in Heaven there is no Beer, that's why we drink it here. Golly, I think I'll stick around awhile.
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Harry Murphy
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Well it’s happened (is in the process of happening) and only the absolute true believers and fateful were taken. The rest were left behind. Anyone left is doesn’t fit the criteria. This is truly hell!
The artist formally known as Mumblepeas!
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On 2011-05-20 16:02, RS1963 wrote:
Time is just a number lol.


"Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so!" - Ford Prefect
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
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On 2011-05-21 11:51, ed rhodes wrote:
Quote:
On 2011-05-20 16:02, RS1963 wrote:
Time is just a number lol.


"Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so!" - Ford Prefect


Second Hitchhikers quote I've seen on the Café in 30 seconds! Thumb up!

Waitwaitwait! Number 2... 2x2 is 4... 4 next to 2 is... no, no ,no... May 21, 2x21 is... 42!!!!! Holy crap he was right!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers
ed rhodes
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Thank you. If I can start the day with a little Douglas Adams, I sleep better at night!

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On 2011-05-20 21:24, Salguod Nairb wrote:
There are no dogs allowed in Heaven?


All Dogs Go To Heaven! Didn't you see the cartoon?

Of course this is fake! There's a program that lets you add messages to pictures of church signs. But this is still funny!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
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Reporter: "How do you feel about getting the date of the rapture wrong?"

Pastor: "Relax. It's not the end of the world."
Magnus Eisengrim
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"I never know what to wear to these 'Rapture' things...."--Jimeh Shiznet
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
balducci
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Apparently news feeds and telephone lines are suddenly down in Asia and Australia!!!

Anyone know anything about this?
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
Pakar Ilusi
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What? Really?

I'm doing fine here in Malaysia watching CNN...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
balducci
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On 2011-05-21 17:45, Pakar Ilusi wrote:

What? Really?

Nah. Just yanking chains, and putting the fear of God into the hearts of some liberals. Smile
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......m=32&249

We're allowing these discussions on the Café, even though they are religious in nature and you all know the rules concerning disussion on religion so let's try to keep all the comments in one place. Thanks
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