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Magnus Eisengrim![]() Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1064 Posts ![]() |
Apparently from the New York Post:
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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
Dannydoyle![]() Eternal Order 20533 Posts ![]() |
Well it is almost as ironic as a guy who claims to have slept with 20,000 women to be regularly called "Wilt".
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
Scott Cram![]() Inner circle 2677 Posts ![]() |
Other good headlines:
Holder to testify before commission on crack (Oh, sure, it's OK for a politician, but let one baseball player take steroids...) May U.S. Auto Sales Decline (Sounds like a Japanese curse.) Is Detroit Public Schools worth saving? (Judging by the headline, no, they isn't.) Barney Frank Admits Getting His Former-L......Position (Too much information! Too much information!) Illinois Getting Older, According To Census (Ha! I knew Chicago's claim of a working time machine was a lie!) |
Al Angello![]() Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11047 Posts ![]() |
I guess you can get tired of a different Vegas show girl every night, but it is dufficult for me to relate to that problem.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
Ray Tupper.![]() Special user NG16. 750 Posts ![]() |
I hope that's a different towel to the one he wiped his...never mind.
He probably used the curtains like the rest of us. Ray.
What do we want?
A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? C*nt! |
kcg5![]() Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1875 Posts ![]() |
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On 2011-06-01 18:39, Scott Cram wrote: Great post. Where did you get that list?
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
balducci![]() Loyal user Canada 230 Posts ![]() |
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On 2011-06-01 18:39, Scott Cram wrote: Amusing as it reads, that one is not really a mistake. It appears that "Detroit Public Schools" (or DPS) is the official name of the school board / school district. http://detroitk12.org/
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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RS1963![]() Inner circle 2720 Posts ![]() |
The Las Vegas Review Journal about ten years ago had one that said. "Officer shoots man with knife"
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11159 Posts ![]() |
I caught a headline once that said "Crowds rushing to see Pope trample six to death".
~michael baker
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