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Magnus Eisengrim
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Apparently from the New York Post:

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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Well it is almost as ironic as a guy who claims to have slept with 20,000 women to be regularly called "Wilt".
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Other good headlines:

Holder to testify before commission on crack (Oh, sure, it's OK for a politician, but let one baseball player take steroids...)

May U.S. Auto Sales Decline (Sounds like a Japanese curse.)

Is Detroit Public Schools worth saving? (Judging by the headline, no, they isn't.)

Barney Frank Admits Getting His Former-L......Position (Too much information! Too much information!)

Illinois Getting Older, According To Census (Ha! I knew Chicago's claim of a working time machine was a lie!)
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I guess you can get tired of a different Vegas show girl every night, but it is dufficult for me to relate to that problem.
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I hope that's a different towel to the one he wiped his...never mind.
He probably used the curtains like the rest of us.
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On 2011-06-01 18:39, Scott Cram wrote:
Other good headlines:

Holder to testify before commission on crack (Oh, sure, it's OK for a politician, but let one baseball player take steroids...)

May U.S. Auto Sales Decline (Sounds like a Japanese curse.)

Is Detroit Public Schools worth saving? (Judging by the headline, no, they isn't.)

Barney Frank Admits Getting His Former-L......Position (Too much information! Too much information!)

Illinois Getting Older, According To Census (Ha! I knew Chicago's claim of a working time machine was a lie!)



Great post. Where did you get that list?
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!



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On 2011-06-01 18:39, Scott Cram wrote:

Is Detroit Public Schools worth saving? (Judging by the headline, no, they isn't.)

Amusing as it reads, that one is not really a mistake. It appears that "Detroit Public Schools" (or DPS) is the official name of the school board / school district.

http://detroitk12.org/
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The Las Vegas Review Journal about ten years ago had one that said. "Officer shoots man with knife"
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I caught a headline once that said "Crowds rushing to see Pope trample six to death".
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