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According to The Consumerist, the newest thrill ride on Coney Island is the woman's loo.

"Coney Island has removed the toilet paper from women's stalls and is forcing patrons to form a line to get their ration of TP squares from a Park's Department bathroom attendant. New York Post reports that budgeting shortfalls have forced the city to limit the amount of toilet paper on hand. ...the New York Parks department can't afford to stock enough toilet paper, but they can afford to pay someone to hand it out. And it's still single-ply."
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Another NYC Brownout...
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Excuse me ... (gag, retch, yuck) ... thanks, Pete!
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Wipe it from your memory, Ross.

Funny. There are still places where the donnikers are a concession.
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At last weekends show they had Q`s longer than the food concessions.
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...says something about the food, eh?
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Always be PEE PARED is my motto.
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Well that`s better than being poo pared.
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Sorry, Wayne.
Just can't help myself when I'm on a roll...
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I wonder if the four-sheeters get more attention?
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Anyone who does 4 sheets in a row deserves more attention.
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Stick to the point.
The the shortage is at-issue.
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Gesudnheit!
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[Sotto voce:] "Hey kid ... c'mere ... wanna buy a few sheets of dis? Primo quality, just came off da boat."
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Pulp fiction
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The paper chase
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"A pee grows in Brooklyn"
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Hey its not so bad if you use both sides of the paper!
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Makes for interesting copromancy
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They go bare handed in some 'dryer' parts of the world and of course the French give a little squirt to knock down the larger dangles...Coney's just jumping the gun on our new 3rd world status goals. Green and Brown are so 'earthy'. A little PC in the WC. Buskers to be replaced by TP salesman?
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