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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts 
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My wifes jeans are now hot pants
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You can fill your lota bowl by ringing out your shirt...
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gimpy2 Special user 960 Posts
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I just pulled a rabbit out of my hat, and it was .......WELL DONE!
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The hot sauce on my burrito cooled me off.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I had to pack my fire wallet in ice.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Simon Southern Moss New user 51 Posts
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The weather reporter was dismissed because he couldn't count that high
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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That we are keeping the wax candles in the freezer.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's funny cos wax candles melt. Unlike granite candles which don't. Nice work.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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My arm tatoo pealed off.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The ACLU is filing a class action suit against the weathermen.
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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts
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It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You need ice to make instant coffee.
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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts
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That I can't even think of a new sentence.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have to pay thermometers overtime.
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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts
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You now work 23/7 only....
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have to keep welding rods cool.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You had to leave Dallas and go to hell to cool off.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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And dry, that the bass in the lake have to take turns swimming.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The ice in my cocktail burst into flames.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Even the magic milk pitcher stays dry.
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