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ralphs007 Inner circle 1087 Posts |
Hi
Not sure which forum I should post this in but I had to share this joke. A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick. Once the parrot understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It’s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea and as fate would have it ... with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said... "OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him".
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts |
It's an old joke, but quite a good one.
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gdw Inner circle 4884 Posts |
Lol, yeah, heard it before, I like it.
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
I won't forget you Robert. |
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