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Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 500 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

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I don't usually like 'funny' emails but a few of these were worth a giggle.
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I love it!
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Lol.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

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That's funny!
When the chips are down, the duvet is uncomfortable.
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I especially enjoyed the Bill and Hillary reference.

But I'm guessing it's not true.
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Pretty funny. Was that all or just the best?
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... to save money, they have turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Times are so tough in the USA that that magicians have tuned to charlatanry and are running off with borrowed items.
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It's so bad that Tony Soprano can't even afford to feed the fishes.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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On 2011-08-10 10:08, rockwall wrote:
Pretty funny. Was that all or just the best?


The best - I've deleted the email now but some weren't very funny and a couple were tasteless sexual innuendo, which everyone knows I find unforgivable, so I certainly won't be repeating the one about the renewed passion women have for their husbands since the price of batteries skyrocketed.
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I like this one best.
A picture is now only worth 500 words.

I bet it could be worked into a hat line.
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...Michael Moore started criticizing Belgium.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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...Panhandlers are moving to other countries to find people to put the touch on.

...An American Jacobin Party is in the works.

...Daddy Warbucks has had to pimp out Annie.

...Monopoly game spaces are being foreclosed on.

...Linus had to sell his blanket.

...The Lincoln and Jefferson Memorial statues are getting pink slips.
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Texas governor had to ask other people to pray that he can manage to keep everything up.
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Texas is the only making money and creating jobs. Nice try though.
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Illegal aliens are sneaking back out of the country......... rim shot
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Destiny,

I have always enjoyed you and your humor. Kind of like the battery thingy also. Ha ha so subtle.

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...I saw a white dude at the day labor office...
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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"This I offer in explanation of how it was that I found myself in my undergarments as I sat in my cell attempting to plot my escape."
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Tito Ortiz needed money so bad he actually showed up for a fight... twice!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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On 2011-08-10 23:37, acesover wrote:
Destiny,

I have always enjoyed you and your humor. Kind of like the battery thingy also. Ha ha so subtle.

Acesover


Thank You Acesover - I've always found the sledgehammer a fine tool for subtlety - the Master of Subtlety is Lobo who often requires a second read just to be sure.

I googled tea substitutes so I could make a word play on the Tea Party but 'Things are so tough in the US conservatives can only afford a Jersey Tea Party' didn't work for me - perhaps, unlike me, you folks are familiar with Jersey Tea or Red Root.
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