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kOnO Special user 548 Posts |
Two Buskers walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
kOnO
It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Tim Dowd Special user ...Making the Magic Happen! 942 Posts |
Get a real job
Timothy Dowd
...Making the Magic Happen! http://www.timothydowd.com These are my points of view; I accept no responsibility for your interpretation of what I just said... |
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vernon Special user Scotland 559 Posts |
You've got a gun. Your in a prison cell with an accountant, a layer and a busker. Who do you shoot...
The busker TWICE... Just to make sure. Not advocating shooting anyone but it is funny in a sick sort of way. And Tim I have a real job. Well not a 'job' per se but a walk of life.. Sometimes though I wander. James |
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Dave V Inner circle Las Vegas, NV 4824 Posts |
Due to a strange but fortunate set of circumstances, Gazzo, Jimmy Talksalot, Bobby Maverick, and Chance all find themselves banging on the "Pearly Gates" asking to be let into heaven. St. Peter says "This is strange, I'll have to get the boss's permission first, wait right here."
He tells his boss the story "We have four buskers all wanting in to heaven." "Well, this IS strange, but I don't see any problem. Let them in." A few minutes later St. Peter comes running back, "They're gone!" "What? The buskers are gone? Where did they go?" "Not the buskers, the Gates! Those *&^%'s stole the pearly Gates!!!"
No trees were killed in the making of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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