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That is right, I took a drug test as part of an attempt to get into a jobs program and I, yes I, completed the wee wee part in less than five minutes! I have been known to take hours to, uh, process the goods, but I did it!

You know your life sucks when your greatest moment in the last few months is successfuling peeing into a cup.
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Congratulations. Urine fine shape now.

John
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Wow! How can you drink that! Yuk!
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Now there was an opportunity to do a very interesting vanishing pea trick.

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Good job Santa- I know you studied hard for that one!
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I can relate. For my Navy phyiscal, I was the first one in the head and the last one out. Felt like hours, maybe was.
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On 2011-08-20 20:43, Beano wrote:
I can relate. For my Navy phyiscal, I was the first one in the head and the last one out. Felt like hours, maybe was.


It was a urine sample, right? Smile

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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
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The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Good work.

If you're french in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
It's amazing, people will criticize you for "biting the hand that feeds you," while they're busy praising the hand that beats them.

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"Hitting the mark" is always a good thing when your over 45! Congrats!


Good magic to all,


Eric
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On 2011-08-20 20:44, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
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On 2011-08-20 20:43, Beano wrote:
I can relate. For my Navy phyiscal, I was the first one in the head and the last one out. Felt like hours, maybe was.


It was a urine sample, right? Smile

John


I thought he was talking about seamen...
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That's great! Hope you wizz through the rest of it just as well.

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On 2011-08-20 20:44, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
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On 2011-08-20 20:43, Beano wrote:
I can relate. For my Navy phyiscal, I was the first one in the head and the last one out. Felt like hours, maybe was.


It was a urine sample, right? Smile

John


:) Yes... eventually.

Man, this doesn't sound quite right, does it?
MagicSanta
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We had a deck ape in the navy that hired a new guy to take his drug test for him. The fellow took the test and it came back with pot, coke, etc in his system. Seems the deck ape never bothered to ask if the new guy was a doper or not! My record for taking a long time was sitting for four hours, being sent home (40 miles) then having to go back the next day and then sat for three more hours.
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I will never pee in a cup except for medical reasons.
All they have to do is ask me and I will tell them, yes I drink beer and scotch (not together) on occasion and a few times a year, if I'm lucky, I do enjoy a toke or two.
I don't go to work or drive under the influence of anything. I have a clean record and that should stand on its own merit.
Our President snorted Cocaine in his younger years. Should he not be president because of past drug use?
Drug tests mean we are guilty until proven innocent. False positives have gotten people fired from their jobs and prevented other's from getting the job. Not good.
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Obama snorted Cocaine?
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On 2011-08-26 11:45, Salguod Nairb wrote:
Obama snorted Cocaine?


He stated such on more than one occasion when talking about his youthful past.
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I never study for my drug tests and have so far passed every one of them. Smile
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