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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
That is right, I took a drug test as part of an attempt to get into a jobs program and I, yes I, completed the wee wee part in less than five minutes! I have been known to take hours to, uh, process the goods, but I did it!
You know your life sucks when your greatest moment in the last few months is successfuling peeing into a cup. |
Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
Congratulations. Urine fine shape now.
John
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Kevin Connolly Inner circle New Jersey 1329 Posts |
Wow! How can you drink that! Yuk!
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
Now there was an opportunity to do a very interesting vanishing pea trick.
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EsnRedshirt Special user Newark, CA 895 Posts |
Good job Santa- I know you studied hard for that one!
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Bill Hilly Elite user 449 Posts |
I can relate. For my Navy phyiscal, I was the first one in the head and the last one out. Felt like hours, maybe was.
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On 2011-08-20 20:43, Beano wrote: It was a urine sample, right? John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
gdw Inner circle 4884 Posts |
Good work.
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The great Gumbini Inner circle 3062 Posts |
"Hitting the mark" is always a good thing when your over 45! Congrats!
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
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On 2011-08-20 20:44, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: I thought he was talking about seamen...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
That's great! Hope you wizz through the rest of it just as well.
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Bill Hilly Elite user 449 Posts |
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On 2011-08-20 20:44, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: :) Yes... eventually. Man, this doesn't sound quite right, does it? |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
We had a deck ape in the navy that hired a new guy to take his drug test for him. The fellow took the test and it came back with pot, coke, etc in his system. Seems the deck ape never bothered to ask if the new guy was a doper or not! My record for taking a long time was sitting for four hours, being sent home (40 miles) then having to go back the next day and then sat for three more hours.
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irossall Special user Snohomish, Washington 529 Posts |
I will never pee in a cup except for medical reasons.
All they have to do is ask me and I will tell them, yes I drink beer and scotch (not together) on occasion and a few times a year, if I'm lucky, I do enjoy a toke or two. I don't go to work or drive under the influence of anything. I have a clean record and that should stand on its own merit. Our President snorted Cocaine in his younger years. Should he not be president because of past drug use? Drug tests mean we are guilty until proven innocent. False positives have gotten people fired from their jobs and prevented other's from getting the job. Not good. Iven
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
Obama snorted Cocaine?
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irossall Special user Snohomish, Washington 529 Posts |
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On 2011-08-26 11:45, Salguod Nairb wrote: He stated such on more than one occasion when talking about his youthful past. Iven
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Decomposed Eternal Order High Desert 12059 Posts |
I never study for my drug tests and have so far passed every one of them.
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