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Josh the Superfluous
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Great News! I'm going to get a lot of money. Not that this hasn't happened before. But I particularly like the name of the agent, whom I am to contact. (bold added by me):


> WESTERN UNION OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC !!!!!!
> FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER
> WESTERN UNION OFFICE
> BENIN REPUBLIC
> THIS IS OUR CONDUCT CODE ( 303)
> We have concluded to effect your payment through western
> union$5,000.00 daily until the $5,000,000.00 is completely
> transfered.Though, JAMES CHIME sent $5,000.00 in your name today so
> contact Western union Agent with this below information !!!
> Mr.Lucky Mark.
> TEL: +229-99 81 42 91
> E-mail: Account Options [Link removed by Josh]
> And tell him to give you the mtcn, sender name and question/answer to
> pick up the $5,000.00.immediately .
> Finaly,Reconfirms him,and send your full names,home address,city and
> country with direct celphone number .
> Thanks
> SABANI YAYA
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With a name like Mr. Lucky Mark it's got to be good.
You know why don't act naive.
Michael Baker
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I sent $200.00 to Nigeria about two years ago to pay for a hand delivered Cashier's Check for 10 million dollars. I have yet to get that check. I think this is a scam.
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Magnus Eisengrim
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By an incredible coincidence I got a note from Mrs. Gracia Lucky today. Josh, I think that fate is knocking at our doors.

Dear Friend,

My name is Mrs.Gracia Lucky I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 63 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 9 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.

Please pray, that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and beleive he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of &2,700,000 (Two million seven hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.

I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to
others.

Contact my lawyer with this specified email:
( goodmanchambers@yahoo.com.hk ) and tell him that I have WILLED. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Mrs.Gracia Lucky.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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